I thought about ranking a top-10 but I'm not comfortable putting any over another. Competition (on behalf of the Almighty Dollar) has ruined music across the board, but this is especially true in hip-hop (as far as I know); for this reason I'm not putting one ahead of another.
(For the record, when I make an extreme statement using the word 'ever' or something of the like, it's in reference to hip-hop, not music in general.)
I'll also do one specifically for DC artists next.
2Pac
The number one qualification of an artist is to be true to himself/herself. That's a simple fact. The complication of this is how do you define 'self'? To me, it's a reflection of the "nature vs nurture" argument; meaning it's equal parts A) one's personal position on things relative to B) the society in which they live. Additionally, I feel that an artist has a responsibility to the self and the society to question whatever power structure is relevant (meaning not just government).
Why am I stating this here? Because I don't think anyone has ever fit that bill like Pac did. Towards the end he showed that he recognized that he had gotten carried away by his romanticism of "Thug Life" and was moving towards clarifying it... that's an extraordinarily over-simplified summation of the situation that ultimately led to his assassination, but I don't feel like writing about it.
The first hip-hop song I can actually pinpoint as being the one that first made me a fan:
Admittedly I gravitated towards Snoop at first, but the seeds were planted.
Wale
Long story short, Wale is the first artist that I decided, purely on my own, was worth listening to. I started listening in 2006 and while most of the people around me echoed the "aw you only listen to him because he's from DC" nonsense (yep...), I simply responded with "if you have a problem, TURN OFF YOUR STATION." He's strayed a bit from the path he laid for himself in the first few years (of my fanhood), but not so far that it really matters. He'll get there. He's a beast lyrically, and when he works with the producers that actually know him (Best Kept Secret, for one) he has a truly great and unique sound.
Also, NOBODY HAS BETTER SPORTS REFERENCES. I dare you to prove otherwise. I swear I'll finish cataloging those soon ha.
Cam'ron
I went through an embarrassing G-Unit phase and Cam'ron was there to pull me out. I've never been to Harlem (which could possibly change sometime in the next 3 months) but from everything I know, Cam fits that "nature vs nurture" bill to the T; he IS Harlem. Contrary to what too many like to believe, he's also one of the most creative lyricists I know of, and he's fucking hilarious to boot. I just wish he'd tap into his inner artist a bit more, rather than always being that hustler-first. But that wouldn't be him, so can't really complain.
Ill-iteracy
After Wale, these guys are unquestionably the first artist/group that I've "discovered" on my own. Truly inspiring work. Just listen to the music. If it's not immediately apparent, you're just not a hip-hop fan. Simple as that. One of my favorite verses ever is by Will Spitwell on 'Do You' (second verse).
Outkast
"Live.. from the center of the Earth.. seven light-years below sea level we go.. welcome to Stankonia.. the place from which all funky thangs come."
Honestly, their popularity is quite astounding to me. So is the wide recognition that Andre 3000 is better than Big Boi. Sometimes I think it's because people don't truly get it, but they're ultimately refreshing pieces of knowledge.
Nas
In the competition-driven industry of the last 20 years, by my criteria, Nas is Jordan. He has crazy mastery of the English language (and everything in lyricism that comes with it), real subject matter that relates both to the streets he comes from and the overall society in which he lives, and a desire to better the world with his art. Many argue that that desire is too strong and personally I sometimes find myself on the fence about it, but I definitely lean towards his side. Ultimately, that's needed.
Lupe Fiasco
If Nas is Jordan, Lupe is Kobe. I need to finish my Kanye West:Vince Carter write-up, and next on my list will be Nas/Lupe:Jordan/Kobe. I promise I'll get these all finished up soon.
Bobby Ray
Enough of BoB. It's boring. But not only is it boring, it's an obvious (not necessarily direct, though) compromise to his music for the Atlantic Slave Trade Organization, er, Atlantic Records. Just go to his BoB vs Bobby Ray mixtape and listen to the 2nd half, then you tell me if most of that album is who he really is.
THIS is BoB, or Bobby Ray, or whoever he is, from long before he had an album out:
Panacea
Just look at that cover art. They might be too much for some, I dunno, but the music is as beautiful as it is awe-inspiring. Listen:
Curren$y
This is sort of a recent revelation, but Curren$y is the man leading the independent charge. Just watch this video, and remember, that he was signed to "Young Money" or whatever the fuck they called themselves then, and told 'em to fuck off. RESPECT FOR THAT.
What officially put him over the top for me? Of course, sports references. They're not nearly as prevalent in his lyrics as Wale, but his might be even more arbitrary (Yancey Thigpen!)
Big K.R.I.T.
I only wanted to do ten but I had to add in one more. For one, to show how much of a rolling list this is. But more importantly - and I realize the gravity of this statement - K.R.I.T. is as close to 2Pac as there's been since his murder, this close to the mainstream ear. He's also going the independent route (for now, at least...) and he's currently touring with Curren$y. K.R.I.T. stands for King Remembered In Time, which is cool... again, just listen to the music. It speaks for itself far better than I ever could, obviously.
Just found this one, too:
Wiz Khalifa
Again, to show how the list is a rolling one; he was where KRIT is now. Going with my basketball/hip-hop theme, I had Wiz labeled as Durant after releasing his great project, Kush and Orange Juice. Since then he joined Atlantic and put out a single (entitled 'Black and Gold') that is extremely disappointing not only because it's so commercially bland, but for a song that references Pittsburgh in the title, you can't actually find anything about the city in the song. After Kush and OJ came out I said it was great but I hoped he didn't plateau, and it's looking dangerously as if that's indeed the case. Instead of Kevin Durant (I'm hoping this'll be KRIT) I'm now calling him Tyreke Evans, which was a better fit all along anyway (and another write-up for the future).
There are so many other names I'd wanna mention, but that's a decent list. I'm about to give myself a history lesson anyway and listen to nothing but pre-turn-of-the-century stuff, a breather from the smog that is mainstream music is desperately needed.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Best Dunks of the 2009-2010 NBA Season
Soooooooo what has now officially become a yearly right of passage for the start of the NBA season has prompted me to finally do this. Just videos (hyperlinked for Facebook purposes) and a brief description. IT AIN'T A SEASON UNTIL PAUL MILLSAP GETS POSTERIZED!!!
LAWD'AV MERCY. But in my opinion this wasn't quite as good as last year's...
Paul Millsap would be a great QB. You know how people always say a great QB doesn't think about his past interceptions? Well Paul here went on to have a good enough season to convince the Jazz to let Carlos Boozer walk after getting baptized here.
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKIN' DO IT! My personal favorite. First we get to see LeBron get stuffed by Jermaine O'Neal (aged 31 going on 91), then Varejao get destroyed doing what he loves most: attempting to take a charge. Add Wade's stepover and subsequent proclamation on how things are done... classic.
I saw this lived and kept rewinding the DVR for a good half hour. I was the biggest Ty Lawson supporter I knew and I never saw this one coming.
But of course, the coup de grĂ¢ce:
The title and description are hilarious. Equally as hilarious is this "interview" Jared Dudley conducted after the game:
"When J-Rich first tossed me the ball, my first thought was, 'I hope he jumps.' ... Once I caught it, I sized him up - he jumped - and, uhhh, just went over top of him."
PERFECT.
WHAT DID I MISS?
***EDIT***
Forgot about this Derrick Rose assault on Goran Dragic's soul
LAWD'AV MERCY. But in my opinion this wasn't quite as good as last year's...
Paul Millsap would be a great QB. You know how people always say a great QB doesn't think about his past interceptions? Well Paul here went on to have a good enough season to convince the Jazz to let Carlos Boozer walk after getting baptized here.
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKIN' DO IT! My personal favorite. First we get to see LeBron get stuffed by Jermaine O'Neal (aged 31 going on 91), then Varejao get destroyed doing what he loves most: attempting to take a charge. Add Wade's stepover and subsequent proclamation on how things are done... classic.
I saw this lived and kept rewinding the DVR for a good half hour. I was the biggest Ty Lawson supporter I knew and I never saw this one coming.
But of course, the coup de grĂ¢ce:
The title and description are hilarious. Equally as hilarious is this "interview" Jared Dudley conducted after the game:
"When J-Rich first tossed me the ball, my first thought was, 'I hope he jumps.' ... Once I caught it, I sized him up - he jumped - and, uhhh, just went over top of him."
PERFECT.
WHAT DID I MISS?
***EDIT***
Forgot about this Derrick Rose assault on Goran Dragic's soul
Friday, October 22, 2010
2010-2011 NBA Preview - Bill Simmons Syndrome
Fuck Bill Simmons.
I like the (concept of the) trade machine, though. I just don't think anything I plug into it is anything more than the work of a hyperactive mind. So without further ado here's the first ridiculous trade of the year, a whopping 7-teamer that is SURE TO HAPPEN between the Washington Bullets, Orlando Magics, Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Nets, Denver Nuggets, Charlotte Bobcats and Utah Jazz. BOOM.
(Note that I can't actually use the trade machine for this gem of a deal.)
THE DEAL:
Bullets get: Vince Carter
Magics get: Gilbert Arenas, Andre Iguodala
76ers get: Brandon Bass, JR Smith, Troy Murphy, Kris Humphries
Nets get: Jameer Nelson, Carmelo Anthony, Elton Brand
Nuggets get: Derrick Favors, Andre Kirilenko
Bobcats get: Devin Harris, Quinton Ross
Jazz get: Boris Diaw
(And the monies pretty much work out. Hence the inclusion of Kris Humphries and Quinton Ross)
WHY DO IT:
Bullets
Seems like getting rid of Gil has to be done, as much as it pains me to say it. I('d) wish him all the best - and Orlando would be perfect, especially in this scenario. Buy out Wince and go about your business, 'cause I don't see how he'd be any better inside that locker room than Gil (supposedly) is.
Magics
First off, Bass is wasting valuable time in the depths of Orlando's bizarre offense, so he has to be traded somehow. I want to see the Gil/Larry Hughes backcourt recreated and Gil/Iggy would effectively do that. No brainer for Orlando.
76ers
Iggy and Evan Turner won't mesh well. It sounds cliche by now but I've been saying it since day one. And in this scenario, they get rid of Elton Brand's nightmare of a deal, and get back a bunch of expiring contracts. Plus, Bass gives 'em a lot of what they wanted out of Brand anyway, only he's younger/more fit to play on the run. Find a couple first rounders (which I'm not including in this deal) and this can work.
Nets
Melo and Jameer? Yea, I think that's worth taking on Brand's deal. And who knows, maybe he can resuscitate his career somewhat. He'd be a great fit.
Nuggets
Here, not only do they get what they originally would've got under that four-team deal, but they also move the $6 million owed to JR Smith (something they're looking to do). It's not the greatest, but it's not too bad, either (with the picks that, again, I'm not including).
Bobcats
As I said previously, I love Devin Harris in Charlotte. They need a scorer with Stephen Jackson getting old.
Jazz
Money.
I have no idea why I just wrote this PLEASE START THE SEASON NOW
I like the (concept of the) trade machine, though. I just don't think anything I plug into it is anything more than the work of a hyperactive mind. So without further ado here's the first ridiculous trade of the year, a whopping 7-teamer that is SURE TO HAPPEN between the Washington Bullets, Orlando Magics, Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Nets, Denver Nuggets, Charlotte Bobcats and Utah Jazz. BOOM.
(Note that I can't actually use the trade machine for this gem of a deal.)
THE DEAL:
Bullets get: Vince Carter
Magics get: Gilbert Arenas, Andre Iguodala
76ers get: Brandon Bass, JR Smith, Troy Murphy, Kris Humphries
Nets get: Jameer Nelson, Carmelo Anthony, Elton Brand
Nuggets get: Derrick Favors, Andre Kirilenko
Bobcats get: Devin Harris, Quinton Ross
Jazz get: Boris Diaw
(And the monies pretty much work out. Hence the inclusion of Kris Humphries and Quinton Ross)
WHY DO IT:
Bullets
Seems like getting rid of Gil has to be done, as much as it pains me to say it. I('d) wish him all the best - and Orlando would be perfect, especially in this scenario. Buy out Wince and go about your business, 'cause I don't see how he'd be any better inside that locker room than Gil (supposedly) is.
Magics
First off, Bass is wasting valuable time in the depths of Orlando's bizarre offense, so he has to be traded somehow. I want to see the Gil/Larry Hughes backcourt recreated and Gil/Iggy would effectively do that. No brainer for Orlando.
76ers
Iggy and Evan Turner won't mesh well. It sounds cliche by now but I've been saying it since day one. And in this scenario, they get rid of Elton Brand's nightmare of a deal, and get back a bunch of expiring contracts. Plus, Bass gives 'em a lot of what they wanted out of Brand anyway, only he's younger/more fit to play on the run. Find a couple first rounders (which I'm not including in this deal) and this can work.
Nets
Melo and Jameer? Yea, I think that's worth taking on Brand's deal. And who knows, maybe he can resuscitate his career somewhat. He'd be a great fit.
Nuggets
Here, not only do they get what they originally would've got under that four-team deal, but they also move the $6 million owed to JR Smith (something they're looking to do). It's not the greatest, but it's not too bad, either (with the picks that, again, I'm not including).
Bobcats
As I said previously, I love Devin Harris in Charlotte. They need a scorer with Stephen Jackson getting old.
Jazz
Money.
I have no idea why I just wrote this PLEASE START THE SEASON NOW
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
2010-2011 NBA Preview - Reasons To Get League Pass
Adam Morrison asserts his will on the defensive
end against the Cavs' Christian Eyenga.
So I got mine today, and before jumping in to the real previews I'll give reasons to get NBALP. I should get a commission for the +/- 1 person who this sways.
Atlanta Hawks - Josh Smith. Joe Johnson. This team is really kinda boring. GET A POINT GUARD. Jamal and Jordan Crawford on the same team could get crazy.
Boston Celtics - Rajon Rondo is obvious, he's borderline can't miss. But with Shaq and Nate Robinson, this team looks like it's gonna have some fun. Who knows, maybe a last hurrah for all these old guys.
Charlotte Bobcats - Gerald Wallace is about as anti-hipster as it gets when it comes to league all-stars. And it's awesome.
Chicago Bulls - Even with the additions, Chicago is gonna surprise people. Derrick Rose is worth the price of admission, alone.
Cleveland Cavaliers - JJ Hickson is in for a big year. Maybe.
Dallas Mavericks - Dirk is a marvel to watch, this is obvious. Roddy Buckets was BY FAR the most underutilized player in the league last year. JJ Barea? Really? Hopefully that changes.
Denver Nuggets - It's still the same Denver squad. So what if Chris Anderson (returning 12/1) and Kenyon Martin (1/1) are out. Al Harrington to the rescue! Ty Lawson is a beast.
Detroit Pistons - Uhhh... I'm looking forward to watching Greg Monroe develop.
Houston Rockets - Yao Ming is back. I hope Patrick Patterson gets a shot to play.
Golden State Warriors - Now they have a coach, and a 20-10 big man to help down low. Stephen Curry looks like Steve Nash 2.0 with some defensive grit. Definitely gonna be fun to watch.
Indiana Pacers - Danny Granger operating with a real point guard in Darren Collison and a developing center in Roy Hibbert (don't laugh). Should be interesting.
Los Angeles Clippers - Blake Griffin has looked like an ANIMAL... in preseason. This team has a bunch of pieces, so it'll be very interesting to see how it all blows up. Or they'll play to their potential and be very exciting.
Los Angeles Lakers - Who wouldn't want to watch the best team in the NBA?
Memphis Grizzlies - Rudy Gay motivated to prove he's worthy of max money he got, OJ Mayo eager to get that max money, up-and-coming Marc Gasol, ZACH RANDOLPH... Memphis has it all.
Miami Heat - ...................
Milwaukee Bucks - They reloaded, resigning John Salmons AND acquiring Corey Maggette (who I'll be watching to see if he was the steal of the offseason or not). Oh, and that Brandon Jennings kid.
Minnesota Timberwolves - Michael Beasley, I guess? I do hope he gets a shot to put up inconsequential all star numbers up there.
New Jersey Nets - 'Melo would've put 'em up there. Still, Terrence Williams is explosive, Devin Harris is healthy, Brook Lopez is Brook Lopez... maybe Derrick Favors will play some, too.
New Orleans Hornets - Chris Paul.
New York Knicks - It's Mike 'Antoni with a much better point guard in Rey Felton (even if he ain't ideal) and he's reunited with Amar'e Stoudemire. Even if Stoudemire can't create plays for anyone but himself, having guys like Danilo Gallinari move down the list of primary scorers will only help.
Oklahoma City Thunder - Do I really need to say anything?
Orlando Magic - Dwight Howard spent a week working with Hakeem. Hope it worked.
Philadelphia 76ers - Doug Collins said Jrue Holiday would be a top 5 point guard this year. I don't really know what to say to that, but the young guard did impress at the end of last year.
Phoenix Suns - Maybe the only other team where Hedo Turkoglu could actually do some damage. I want to see how Josh Childress looks after his stint overseas. And Steve Nash is always Nashtastic. (Sorry, ha)
Portland Trail Blazers - MAYBE THIS IS ODEN'S YEAR! Or maybe you'll have to settle for Nicholas Batum and maybe Jerryd Bayless (finally) getting even more minutes, which isn't a bad consolation prize.
Sacramento Kings - Tyreke Evans and DeMarcus Cousins. Easy. Dunno if they'll win any games, but definitely a nice draw.
San Antonio Spurs - A healthy Manu, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan and Brazillian rookie Tiago Splitter make for an interesting lineup. Celtics of the West, in that they're an old team that just may have found a second wind. Also ALONZO GEE.
Toronto Raptors - DeMar DeRozan is gonna turn some heads this year, watch.
Utah Jazz - For all his talents, I HATE seeing Carlos Boozer on the screen, with his Etan Thomas-like faux-energy. Now Al Jefferson takes his place as the primary post-scorer, and if you remember back a couple years (I do so trust me), Jefferson's post game was called "the best in the league." Deron Williams is pretty good, too.
Washington Bullets - Yi Jianlian has looked very impressive in his time in DC. Filling in due to injury, Nick Young played extremely well, scoring as many as 24 points in games. JaVale McGee was a borderline Team USA finalist. And Andray Blatche is looking to show that his numbers post-Jamison were no fluke. Oh, and there's that rookie and that veteran guard... what were their names? Ah, yes: Trevor Booker and Cartier Martin. Should be a blast.
Of course, the real draw in DC is ADAM MORRISON.
Concussions in America's Pastime
I'll be brief. If I'm not mistaken, last night's Titans-Jaguars game had higher TV ratings than Cliff Lee's soon-to-be legendary decimation of the Yankees. What does that mean? It means that the "baseball is America's pastime" idea is more ridiculous than the term "student-athlete." Football is America's pastime and if you really think about it, this country identifies with the NFL almost in its entirety, from the gross misappropriation of funds (rookie contracts) to the military-style regimental nature of the sport itself. (Not to mention "America's Team" the Dallas Cowboys bottoming out at the hands of an oil tycoon...)
Anyway, the topic of concussions has come up, after this beautiful hit by Dunta Robinson on DeSean Jackson:
I just don't see why Robinson was penalized. Was it a terrifying hit? Absolutely. Was it extremely dangerous? Damn right it was, especially for Robinson to be leading with his crown like that. But was it malicious? Considering it was DeSean Jackson it very well could have been, but unless you can read minds there's no evidence on the tape supporting that. Plus, Jackson is 175 pounds, of course he's gonna get demolished when another NFL player is able to connect with him like Dunta did. When I play basketball and what would've generally been a no-call on most sends me to the ground, I get back up and continue playing. If you enter the field of play with grown men, YOU ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES. If your weight automatically puts you at physical risk, that's on you. Nobody forces me to play basketball, and nobody forces DeSean Jackson to play football.
BOTTOM LINE: This is the nature of the beast. If you can't handle seeing a play like this, pick a new sport to watch. Injuries are a part of physical exertion. The whole point of these sports is to push the limits of the body. You can't toe a metaphorical line, especially not in this arena. In order to find out where that line is, it has to be crossed. That's what sports are. Especially contact sports.
(To be clear, James Harrison deserves to be fined and deserves to be suspended. He has a history of dirty hits, and I have no problem punishing him. And he's a rat. I don't know how Robinson can be penalized instantly but Harrison gets a free pass, TWICE. Oh, right... nevermind...)
Here's my issue: The NFL's decision to levy fines and suspensions as a deterrent to these types of hits is not only counterintuitive to the sport itself, but it's actually dangerous to the players as well. People are drawn to football for one reason: hitting. You can conjure up rationalizations about strategy and skill, but without the pads you're playing and watching ultimate frisbee. Which means you're NOT playing or watching ultimate frisbee because ultimate firsbee is for tree-huggers. We've seen how the quality of basketball has dipped (significantly) as the NBA has implemented rules to effectively criminalize defense, and we're talking about a game who's essence is putting the ball in the basket; scoring points. Now we're moving towards disallowing hitting in football?
These measures will make players much more tentative on the field. Not only will this make defenses less effective, but it will create MORE INJURIES. You see it all the time; once an athlete is unsure of his movements on the field that is the precise instant he shreds his knee. All this is doing is implementing a theoretical quick fix that will ultimately serve to exacerbate the problem at hand. America's pastime, indeed.
Anyway, the topic of concussions has come up, after this beautiful hit by Dunta Robinson on DeSean Jackson:
I just don't see why Robinson was penalized. Was it a terrifying hit? Absolutely. Was it extremely dangerous? Damn right it was, especially for Robinson to be leading with his crown like that. But was it malicious? Considering it was DeSean Jackson it very well could have been, but unless you can read minds there's no evidence on the tape supporting that. Plus, Jackson is 175 pounds, of course he's gonna get demolished when another NFL player is able to connect with him like Dunta did. When I play basketball and what would've generally been a no-call on most sends me to the ground, I get back up and continue playing. If you enter the field of play with grown men, YOU ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES. If your weight automatically puts you at physical risk, that's on you. Nobody forces me to play basketball, and nobody forces DeSean Jackson to play football.
BOTTOM LINE: This is the nature of the beast. If you can't handle seeing a play like this, pick a new sport to watch. Injuries are a part of physical exertion. The whole point of these sports is to push the limits of the body. You can't toe a metaphorical line, especially not in this arena. In order to find out where that line is, it has to be crossed. That's what sports are. Especially contact sports.
(To be clear, James Harrison deserves to be fined and deserves to be suspended. He has a history of dirty hits, and I have no problem punishing him. And he's a rat. I don't know how Robinson can be penalized instantly but Harrison gets a free pass, TWICE. Oh, right... nevermind...)
Here's my issue: The NFL's decision to levy fines and suspensions as a deterrent to these types of hits is not only counterintuitive to the sport itself, but it's actually dangerous to the players as well. People are drawn to football for one reason: hitting. You can conjure up rationalizations about strategy and skill, but without the pads you're playing and watching ultimate frisbee. Which means you're NOT playing or watching ultimate frisbee because ultimate firsbee is for tree-huggers. We've seen how the quality of basketball has dipped (significantly) as the NBA has implemented rules to effectively criminalize defense, and we're talking about a game who's essence is putting the ball in the basket; scoring points. Now we're moving towards disallowing hitting in football?
These measures will make players much more tentative on the field. Not only will this make defenses less effective, but it will create MORE INJURIES. You see it all the time; once an athlete is unsure of his movements on the field that is the precise instant he shreds his knee. All this is doing is implementing a theoretical quick fix that will ultimately serve to exacerbate the problem at hand. America's pastime, indeed.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
2010-2011 NBA Preview - MAX PLAYERS
There aren't too many. I'll list the ones who are there, and then the ones who are just short. And I'll try not to talk about John Wall, though if I were Ted Leonsis I'd give him at least a 10% share of the entire franchise if he promised to never leave.
LeBron James
Has to be the first guy on this list. There's no single player that's easier to build a team around, and there's no single player who will bring in the type of money that 'Bron will. He comes off as a douche because his "team" is a sack of shit, but nobody seems to care so why should you?
If I had the chance to sign pick anyone on this list, I'd first go to LeBron and tell him exactly how I felt about how his career has gone. I'd tell him I want more of "The LeBrons" (which were awesome - someone's gotta explain to me why that was ended) and less of "The Decision." After he sits silently as Maverick Carter and that World Wide Wes clown jerk each other off I'd make a phone call to...
Kevin Durant
If I had my pick of the bunch I'm taking KD. He has a clearly defined role as the top scoring option, he's the perfect image for your franchise cornerstone and, most importantly, he's THE MAN. My franchise is winning titles with integrity, continuity and hard work, and Durant is the embodiment of all three.
Dwyane Wade
The arena in which Dwyane Wade is playing in a given night = WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS. The most electric superstar in the business, and a big-city swagger/off-court persona unmatched by anyone in the league. Hard to deny it.
Chris Paul
Kinda tough to put him in front of Kobe, but he's got a great (public) personality and in a league dominated by point guards, he's definitely the flashiest.
Kobe Bryant
Purely by virtue of age. He's got a few years left, but not too many. He's still as good as it gets, and you're gonna win with him without question. But if you don't put a team around him, he'll probably just retire (he's not killing himself anymore unless a ring is within his grasp).
Dwight Howard
This is where it gets tricky, because from the standpoint of playing ability, Dwight hasn't showed he's worth this. But as far as branding and such? No doubt about it.
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That's it. Six players. You could make a case for a few more (which I'll do in a sec) but if you really wanna call it how it is, that's the list. As for the rest...
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Deron Williams
He could prove himself worthy this year. But the Jazz MUST win on the road. MUST. Though it's really tough to justify a max deal in the 29th rated TV market in the league. I think.
Brandon Roy
Well first, he needs to be 100% healthy. But he doesn't really have the personality to warrant max dollars. The game could get there, but they're gonna have to be title contenders before doling out that kind of cash.
Steve Nash
I mean, he IS the Suns, and has been for several years now. He was within a bullshit Amar'e suspension of the NBA Finals, so it's tough to say you can't win with someone with such poor defensive ability. But still, no dice. Especially not now, at his age.
Dirk Nowitzki
Same as Nash.
Rajon Rondo
Gotta figure out how to shoot. If he somehow does, no question about it.
Carmelo Anthony
I wanted to see how he did on a team by himself (like New Jersey), because I don't think he's quite there. He might be, but he hasn't shown it. He put a huge dent in his marketability early on with the whole 'Stop Snitchin' thing, which doesn't help. But he could easily get there. One way or another, he's getting those max dollars after the season.
Derrick Rose
Let me just say that I think that by the end of the year he'll join the top six.
NFL Week 6 Bettor's Guide
With another week like this I'm finished. Won't even spend too much time on this one. Thank all that is good and holy for basketball season.
W/L: 6-7 (40-35)
ATS: 3-9 (30-42-2)
O/U: 6-7 (38-36-1)
San Diego Chargers (-8.5)
ST. LOUIS RAMS
O/U 45
Gimme the Chargers. Chargers 35 Rams 17
Kansas City Chiefs
HOUSTON TEXANS (-4.5)
O/U 45
45 is too high considering the Texans have a solid run defense. I think Mario Williams will win 'em the game, but I'm taking the points. Chiefs 20 Texans 24
Baltimore Ravens
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-3)
O/U 44.5
I must be missing something... Ravens 28 Patriots 17
New Orleans Saints (-4.5)
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
O/U 43.5
Drew Brees is hurt, and showing how deserving he really is of MVP consideration. I'm not really sure how to call this one. I'll go Saints 24 Tampa Bay 20
Atlanta Falcons
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (-3)
O/U 42.5
This'll be a fun game to watch. Really wish Vick were playing, but as of now it appears that he's not (ditto for LeSean McCoy), so... Falcons 31 Eagles 27
Detroit Lions
NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS (-10)
O/U 44.5
This is the defense everyone was expecting. Young Matt Stafford is in for a hellish day. Lions 14 Giants 35
Cleveland Browns
PITTSBURGH STEELERS (-13.5)
O/U 37.5
Ha. Nice tune up for the rapist. Not so nice welcome to the NFL for Colt McCoy. Browns 0 Steelers 37 (only to show how ugly it's gonna get ha)
Seattle Seahawks
CHICAGO BEARS (-6.5)
O/U 38
Not in Seattle. Also don't think Jay Cutler had any viable brain cells to begin with so any concussion-related symptoms will be a non-factor. Seahawks 10 Bears 27
Miami Dolphins
GREEN BAY PACKERS (-4)
O/U 46
Concussed Aaron Rodgers (thanks to the QB killing Redskins defense) means trouble for the Pack. Dolphins 20 Packers 17
New York Jets (-3)
DENVER BRONCOS
O/U 41.5
Looks like Revis isn't playing and all Denver can do is throw. Knowshon returns, too. So I'm taking the over. Jets 24 Broncos 20
Oakland Raiders
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (-6.5)
O/U 42
Just bomb the bay. Frank Gore should have a huge game, though. And it was good to see Crabtree get involved last week. Raiders 16 49ers 24
Dallas Cowboys
MINNESOTA VIKINGS (-1.5)
O/U 44.5
I really wish Dez Bryant would start making plays. He's been oh-so-close every game. I almost forgot Randy Moss was on this team, so yea, gimme Minny. Cowboys 24 Vikings 28
Indianapolis Colts (-3)
WASHINGTON REDSKINS
O/U 44
In the 'what else is new' storyline of the league, our o-line is a mess. McNabb is good at avoiding pressure but even more likely to throw balls in the dirt than in those situations, and the run game is virtually non-existent. But I gotta ride with my 'Skins as Orakpo does his thang. By the way, Laron Landry has gotta be the most physically intimidating human being on the planet. Colts 21 Redskins 24
Tennessee Titans (-3)
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
O/U 45
I'm calling this one purely on the hope that Vince can power my fantasy squad to a victory this week. Titans 28 Jaguars 20
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